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Mourinho y la naturaleza del escorpión

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A la grupa del déficit, el desempleo, el copago y su puta madre, los españoles se dividen en dos mitades (mourinhólogos y guardiólogos), a cuál más heladora. Algunos arúspices se aventuran a dibujar un futuro sin Pep y José en el panorama nacional. ¿De qué coño vamos a hablar entonces?

Como soy poco sutil y nada hipócrita, me cuento entre los aspirantes a intérprete del mourinhismo. Mientras unos dan por su segura su permanencia y otros vaticinan su segura marcha, yo me baso en la naturaleza del personaje para hallar la solución. Viene a ser cómo la fábula del escorpión y la rana, en la que el peligroso bicho le pide al batracio ayuda para cruzar un río bajo promesas (electorales) de que no le hará daño ni le subirá el IRPF. La ingenua votante accede y se lo sube a la chepa. A mitad de camino, el indigno candidato le inocula su veneno. “Pero mira que eres tonto. Así nos vamos a hundir los dos y no hay Unión Europea cerca que nos rescate”. El escorpión se defiende: “Es mi naturaleza”.

El gran entrenador del Real Madrid decidirá si se queda o se va cuando a él le venga en gana, independientemente de lo conseguido. Que para eso es como el escorpión.

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  • #10  pasaba por aqui - 16/03/2012 a las 17:44:45

    Es curioso el matiz que utiliza en el tema controladores,la verdad que en principio quise utilizar la palabra "censor",pero como soy o al menos me tengo por democrata,me pareció palabra de otros tiempos.Dicho esto,me mantengo en mi juicio a Guardiola y al portugues,uno es educado,el otro grosero, lo digo por orden de aparición en mi texto o soy mas claro,Guardiola fué educado en el respeto,hasta que los voceros adictos al blanco lo hartan y el portugues,ni conoció ni conoce ni se le espera la educación.saludos

  • #9  Antonio M. Figueras - 15/03/2012 a las 20:49:02

    A lo mejor lo de los controladores es cosa de AENA. Lo que diferencia a uno del otro son las apariencias. Guardiola es "florentino" (de Florencia, sutil, pero daga en lengua). Y Mourinho no fue llamado a la diplomacia.

  • #8  pasaba por aqui - 15/03/2012 a las 20:08:53

    En primer lugar,si Guardiola tiene veneno,ya me diras lo que tiene vuestro amado portugues,en segundo lugar,el controlador de los comentarios,¿me puede explicar la tira de ellos que hay en ingles,ademas de malos, kilometricos?.No soy capaz de entender muchas veces a los controladores de los comentarios,o se pasan o no llegan.Gracias

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